Coffee

How do I tell if the coffee is today's or yesterday's?

The best way to tell is to have a cup of it. If it's not fresh, it won't taste very good. If that's too much trouble, you could check the filter. If it's dry, make a new pot.

When is a coffee pot empty?

When there is less than a full cup of coffee remaining, the coffee pot is technically empty. Make another pot


Bathroom

Does the toilet paper roll go in or out?

Out at the top. Just look at all the commercials and ads put out by the professionals - TP manufacturers. Have you ever seen them show toilet paper any other way that that?


Does the seat go up or down?

Yes it does.